Queer Query #4: If Men are from mars, Women are from Venus.... what the fuck is happening on MARs, an Orgie?

How Many times have you heard that Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus... as a gay man when i hear that i just cant help laugh...i mean lets be realisitic anyone who is been in a gay scene would say well there are over a dozen of type of gay men. Gaydar.co.uk when it launched its sexfactor competition has realized that ... that it created it based on looks the Guy next door, the Guy next door 25+, the SnM, Jocks, etc... there cant be on planet to fit all of us gay men on.

Granted that mars is a darker shade of pink ... RED, but lets say if that big planet had different countries on it, then how the hell are you going to classify the men.... i mean the countries ;)

i have been on a number of dates recently, eventhough i have been complaining that i havent been going on any then i just realized that well i have been a number,

so i would like to introduce my characters, i mean the countries, as the way i should see mars should look like..

one of the most common thing about being gay in the arab world is have a sort duality in life, a straight life and a gay life, where the USUAL, the COMMON is that they dont mix, people with that ideology sometimes have extremes where people can know how to master the art of creating both separate lives but keep both groups, where they can keep the str8ties to going out certain places, usually the nice areas, or keep the gay in indoors party or a bar that no one will go to. on the other hand you have guys who mix them well they take there "dates" out with their straight friends, thinking there str8 friends wont find out about them gay but they are so oblivious to the fact that there str8 friends know that he is gay... Introduction of the First countries. The Country that keep the str8ties at bay is going to be called Country V while the latter shall be called country Kay

Country Kay: once upon a week, i talked to this guy online, it took us two weeks to meet because of some "excuses" he cancelled on me twice prior to meeting me, yet on the third time i just agreed on doing it... dont know why i shouldnt have... but i was curious... we went to la bodega, he was HOT... he was cute.. i flirted the right amount... we left... met up afterwards with friends was telling them all about how cute he is was.. and nice decent and well he basically met most of my superficial standards, so per my friends advice i didnt call all next day tell he called and invited to me go out with his friends to Club Purple... str8 friends that is!!! i was like ahhh okay i shall... and shall i did. we went there .. he was 15 minutes late... his friends where sort of okay and nice and funny, but i am like how couldnt they that this guy is NOT gay... and what was more amazing was the fact here i am in purple... i see other 4 gay guys other than me and him... they know he is gay.. but i had to pretend to be str8 to them?!?! and whats even more confusing they are gay and they are pretending to eachother they are str8 eventhough they know for CONFIRMED FACT that they are gay because they know who they slept with.... HELL DOES THIS MAKE ANY SENSE..... anyway fast forward a week, hell knows what happened with K.. one day is cold the other he is like ahhhh into... and what was even more confusing the night went to purple he get dropping in the word that i am his date when it really wasnt a date... so as i mentioned fast forward a week i accidentally run into him in purple when i was out with a girl friend of mine on a str8 night out (not to be confused that i am not out to her,, we just needed a break from the other gay boys) and then i run into him accidentally... i ignore him and hang out with my friend he comes to us every now and then ... i thought that it was part of his game that you know where is no longer playing cold... little that i know... at the end of the night he kept dancing with my girl friend telling me her how beautiful she is ... where i responded.. k you are gay.. he was like no i am BI... and listen to this... HE ACTUALLY LEFT HIS NUMBER ON A NAPKIN for her.. which she as a ny good friend gracefully left on the bar for the bartender to pick up!! the idea is Country K is about the psycotic gay men... who know matter what you can never understand them regardles of mixing or not mixing str8 friends.. and they are so oblivious to the reality around them where most of the people around them know that he is gay no matter how hard he tries other to prove other wise, and i dont mean he is queeny.

Country V: for those who have read my previous blog before i removed would have realized V is one of my close friends who i kiddingly call Potential Best Friend. V if you reading this, which probably are.. i am sorry about what i am about to say but you know it anyway i said a million times to your face. V is the kind of Guy where is str8 life is totally seperated from his gay one... its like way two different worlds.. but what frustrates me about this with V, is lets say that we wont to go somewhere nice, like one of the nice bars, in town, he would be NOOOO because he would be too afraid that there is 5% chance that we might run into someone he knows even if that person was someone who was with him in kindergarden and i kid you not!!! we did our little holiday during spring break away from the red sea on the fear that V might have an issue running into his str8 friends in one of the red sea cities or resorts like Gouna.. granted where he took us at the end actually ended up as a nice place.. but still the concept.. Country V is about the guys who are so deep in the closet that it annoys the guys who mildly out of the Closet

Country Coke: Gay men are accross the world are almost always associated with Drugs, Partying, Alcoholism, and being WAY TOO HAPPY, Egypt is no except to that concept. But us being a smaller world its more appearent and you actually get to know by name the people who uses, and those people who use usually mix with their own kind, and have their little house parties with Coke, E, MDMA and whatever they can smuggle back from europe or get locally, did i mention that the Coke group also is the group that you might find hanging accross spain, london, brussels, munich for just the holidays... yes they are also some of the wealthier group who can afford the travels.... to me most common people they wouldnt figure out that those people are users, but to me, Q, come on i see and i konw everything that happens on this glorious land, to me Country Coke, are combined of people who has it all in terms of wealth a good reputation on the straight party scene (oh trust me having a name on the straight party scene is not an easy thing) they are people are who are able to hide habbits, discreetly within the confined borders of Egypt, however they are as i was discribing to one of my good friends today the people that i feel lack personality and are superficial and weak, why else would you resort to drugs and think its something cool to do!!

Country Cock & Ass: Cock & Ass, to be here after refered to as C&A, C&A is a country where all that matters is sex. you hang out with people who belong to this country they will talk about nothing except who they fucked, how big was his dick, how small was it. how wide was he, how when he fingered the and the finger came brown. Or rather on how good the guy was, which is sometimes a rare thing to here... i have friend who sort of resides in this country, in where we kid that sometimes he is a sex addict, that for fun he just has sex... is just like having a drink or smoking cigerates, but lucklily for us that friend doesnt share the details of his sexecpades, god if anyone gets his phone.... boys you will get the black book to all the hot men of cairo

Party Town: Party Town (PT).... is sort of a subset of all countries, each country has its own town where people gather and party in it. usually this town is a house for each group, sometimes different countries invite other countries to their own party town... or sometimes an international citizen, like myself, will have a party in a country like switzerland where it neatural and invite all the countries. some PTs would have drag queens perform in them on a belly dance, other would just have arabic music playing all night long, while other other would have commerical stuff from 2 years ago playing or sometimes on rare ocassions you would have the ones that have house music that is the latest off from ibiza, london, new york. In Party town usually you have main players, like you have in the str8 scene, the movers and shakers, these are usually the people who have their own place, or people who know the house owners, then an important part of this however not all these countries can host good parties, so much like the str8 scene you have major players who you know when they throw a party ... you would kill to be on that guest list.. and others you are just like what ever who care we arre not going and usually when the movers dont go the party becomes shitty

Drama Town: in every country right next to Party Town exists Drama Town, sometimes drama town exist as a subset in PT but it also has its own independent cafe outside of it... what i am saying it always exists in PT. show me one gay boy that doesnt have drama in their life , whether its party you are organizing and stressing about the guest list (M) or whether you are stressing about not having enough guys available to date, or whether its your brother, family, mother, university, and if everything is okay, it might be about not finding the correct size of those jeans... i honestly honestly dont believe there exist a drama free man and from out of a million of experiance of going to meet and greet guys, and they are advertise themselves as "drama-free" are usually the most dramatic. did i not mention K earlier.

the countries and the towns just keep on going with the lieks of tranishack ville, right next to it you can find liar ville, right next to it REAL PEOPLE country, its just a million other countries which we shall discuss a bit more as i run more to them on wierd dates but in the mean time what i think would be more fun if you leave me any country that you think needs to be added in the list in the comments


Q.