Tuesday 27 April 2010

Q Query #25: how many different type of bitches are out there ?

 is there more than one type of bitch ? the answer is simple YES ! we are all bitches after all, arent we ! so without further introduction lets get straight to the juicy part


  • The Horny Bitch: this is a bitch who by definition is a man-whore, a slut, a prostitute who doesnt take money, a one that would do anything for just sex, and sex with what they dont care, as long as it has 2 legs and half and a hole..  it would do.  This kind of bitch would do anything to get its lay, it would pretend to be in love with it, or find the weakness of its lay and feed them into their weakness till they get what they want. Once they are done with the kill, they just throw the bodies away, and ignore them
  • The Manipulative Bitch: now this is a bitch that likes to be in control, one that likes to be hidden behind the scene, yet control people and manipulate them for their own good, so if that bitch wants a party to happen, it wont organize it, but it would manipulate other people in doing it. There are two kinds of this bitch, the one thats upfront about it and shows its true color, and then the really sleazy ones that think no one knows that they are trying to manipulate people  but in fact we all know
  • The Using Bitch: Not using drugs, no no worse... using PEOPLE!! from the perspective of this person, everybody is useful for something, so they would categorize the people, like this person is useful because he has a car, this person is useful because he can help me go to clubs, this person is useful because they can help get this new contract at work, this person is useful because they know a lot of people so i can meet men throw them. they basically see the world in that color only the color of usefulness and the feed and leach on people
  • The Social Climbing Bitch: how is this different from the two above, well its a bit of combination of the above two, but with the objective of climbing the social lader, in the gay community the people who are on top of the food chain are by nature the muscle marry's who have good cars and the people who have houses where they can throw ab fab parties, so these social climbing bitch would do anything to climb the ladder to be just a groupy with this those people since it would give them the status of being "cool", so they will manipulate and use people to do so. 
  • The Mirror Bitch: okay this is a  bitch that finds a person, idolize them, and start copying them. They start stalking them on facebook, check who are their friend and start being their friends, it checks where does the person go and try to do the same. it even mimics the person attitude ... but as Madonna said "SHE IS NOT ME !!!"
  • The Gemini Bitch: the ironic part i am gemini (but i am not this bitch). the Gemini bitch is the SKIZO bitch, is the one that confuses the hell out of you, the bitch that is one day hot and one day cold, the bitch that just cant seem to make up their mind, the bitch that wants to have it all, but in the same time still not sure what all is. 
  • The Secretive Bitch: Now this bitch is the one that likes to keep mystery around them, they think by doing so it makes them sexy (yea right!! big WHATEVER!!) they think by holding secrets they hold power and knowledge is power (got me there).. but but not all of this bitch skeletons are good ones, some of them when they come out of the closet shall destroy them.
  • The Innocent Bitch: oh this little devil is the one that likes to appear always angelic ... they would claim they are virgins even after they got bonkered in the backseat of a car on the 6th of october bridge 
  • The GREEN Bitch: no not green with dollars, green with envy, that bitch is just envious of everything you do, she would try to destroy you at no cost , just because she is an envious bitch... enough said

so what kind of bitch are you ? or what other bitches do you think should be added to the list of bitches

Cheers,
Q

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